NORAD Systems hacked !!!

-Robin Longstride is Hacking into the NORAD Computers-
[Hello Mr. President]
-he punches in a few commands-
-suddenly the nuclear football screen starts coming up-
[Order Given for the Nuclear Missiles to be Dumped into the Marianas trench]

-He Punches in a few more codes-
-He changes the President's Password-
-He hacks into the US overall communication center-
-he cuts off all radio communications-
-he hacks an Air Force satellite-
-he sends it down into the ocean-
-he does this repeatedly until no more air force satellites are up there, only communication satellites-
-he hacks the Communication satellites-
-he tracks the president-
-he copies this location down-
-he cuts off the president's and his advisor's cellphones-
-he prints off massive info about defenses-
-he uploads a virus-

Longstride: Good

-the virus shuts down all systems-
Norad Official: Not only has the pentagon crashed again, but now we've crashed, and all communications have been shut down

How the hell does a Red-Neck hack into the most guarded Computer System ? It's not like the President's password is " puppy " or some simple shit like that.